Francis comes from a long line of cyber security busters, dedicated to saving the good people of the world wide web from cyber outlaws, APT bandits, virtual pirates, malware hoodlums, and the sort.
For over a hundred years, the Keyes dynasty has been perfecting four patent-pending cybersecurity solutions to ease all of mankind’s woes. The Keyes family prides itself on taking a hands-off, yes-nonsense approach to research and development. As Francis always says, “Ya’ don’t learn safety on accident!”
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The Keyes Estate second right after the town well. Look for ol’ Mee-Ma Keyes on her front porch sippin' her sweet & spiked tea
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